do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So much rum. So many feels.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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