Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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