Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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