Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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