Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Randomize
