Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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