He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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