I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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