So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Maybe he injected his testicle?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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