is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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