if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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