Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
There r osticjed everywhere
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm really busy with my period
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