yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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