babies were throwing up all over the place
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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