Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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