what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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