you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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