No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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