quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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