he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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