Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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