it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
