question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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