Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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