I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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