so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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