We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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