took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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