I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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