I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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