yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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