her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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