What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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