Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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