I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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