I'm jealous of your bromance
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I wish i was in the wii world.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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