It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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