I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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