actually, I'm a sock model
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize
