If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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