we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i out mim tonsoeep
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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