Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
