let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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