Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!