Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
I used to kick so much ass
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween