I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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