everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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