FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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