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Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
So much rum. So many feels.
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