I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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