why didn't you poke me back
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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