Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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