He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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