just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My vagina just clenched in fear
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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