Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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