ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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