Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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