Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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