i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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