so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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